Chuck Norris’ pulse is measured on the Richter Scale.

As you progress your score is converted into money allowing you to expand the infinite powers of Chuck Norris and gain extra combos and upgrades. Of course they had to implement this feature because if you were just given the unbridled power of Chuck Norris your thumbs would explode and you would not be able to continue playing the game.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

As you beat up hordes of communists and baddies you’ll gain money and health. But since Chuck Norris is technically both invincible and immortal you don’t really need this. Chuck Norris allowed them to put this into the game to make it more challenging for the players of the game as Chuck Norris is the most magnanimous person in the universe.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he needs. You needn’t read a book either to play this game. There are some funny cut scenes but the dialog is limited as Chuck Norris simply uses telepathy to put the entire story directly into your brain but in a scene by scene basis so as not to cause your head to explode from the overload of infinite knowledge that Chuck Norris possesses.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can speak Braille.

If you have a friend you particularly want Chuck Norris to beat up you can use the camera on your phone to snap a photo and then stick that on the heads of the enemies. Chuck Norris will then allow you to think he is beating up your friends or enemies because you wanted it, but really he is doing it because he wants to do it. After all, he’s Chuck Norris and no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.