The game only features 13 levels in a linear plot line but really you should be honored that your mobile gaming experience has been graced by the presence of Chuck Norris in the first place and thank him with all your heart. There are of course three levels of difficulty for you to replay the game a couple times but that’s only because Chuck Norris knows that you could never be Chuck Norris and that everything is infinitely easy when you are in fact Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only man who has beaten the odds. Literally.

Alright, all silliness aside, Chuck Norris Bring On the Pain is a brilliant mobile side-scrolling beat ’em up. Not only does it have the quirkiness of the fanatical Chuck Norris following, the power of Chuck Norris himself and the excellent work of Gameloft behind it, but it’s a fun, fast-paced game that kept me coming back for more and more. If ever a mobile beat ’em up was worth your hard earned money, this is the one.

And no I’m not doing this because Chuck Norris told me to. But I’ve got to leave now because I think Chuck Norris might be coming after me because I told you the story of the game.