Those blasted landlubbers at Evergamer be havin’ some high hopes for their barnacle-covered products mateys. Take a gander at this here news.

The twall is a simple to play exergaming product that allows users to easily "knock the light out" with the touch of a finger. Whether training for power, agility, endurance, flexibility, or reaction, twall tests your personal limits resulting in the ultimate fitness gaming platform for any challenge. This universal training tool provides a fantastic cardio workout across numerous applications, including exergaming, sports, fitness and rehabilitation.

The rules for twall are simple but challenging: on a wall with numerous touch surfaces, high density red signals light up in sequence of varying positions and speeds. Users can easily follow the light patterns to their own speed knocking out as many as they can in a period of time. Up to 4 players at a time can play thru many of the products mini-game features and programs. Relay races up to 20 at a time can be operated by using the Exergame Fitness programming manual.

"Exergaming Has Evolved"

Reaction Training and Programming
Hand-Eye Coordination
Neurological Development
Any Age, Any Level, Any Ability
Focus Training for ADD/HD
Simple to Install, Slim Wall Design

The twall was developed by a team of engineers, athletes and fitness professionals for the interactive sports training and exergaming market. There are many uses for the product including but not limited to; Reaction Training and Programming, Hand-Eye Coordination, Neurological Development and Focus Training for ADD/HD patients. Perfect for any age group, the twall’s innovative programming patterns can challenge users from children to professional athletes. "Any Age, Any Level, Any Ability"

The twall is simple to install and has a futuristic slim design that doesn’t take up much space when positioned on a wall. The twall is a German made and designed product making quality a non-issue.

Tommy Seilheimer VP of Exergame Fitness adds:

"The twall is a very futuristic and innovative product and we are extremely pleased to bring this to the rapidly growing exergaming market. There are many proven studies done on this type of sensory technology and we know that there is a need for high quality engineered products such as the twall. Cosmetically speaking the twall is very attractive and eye appealing with its sleek design and its space saving contoured frame."

The twall comes in 4 different versions:
16 Panel System - Active Training area: 35" w x 35" h | MSRP: $7495
32 Panel System - Active Training area: 69" w x 35" h | MSRP: $11,995
64 Panel System - Active Training area: 69" w x 69" h | MSRP: $17,995
128 Panel System is optional

Davey Jones be rollin’ over in his locker! What scurvy dog would have such booty and willin’ly part with it for that kind of contraption? And where would I put it on me ship? The cargo hold?