One Million Red Faction: Armageddon Demo Downloads Means a Killer Unicorn Weapon

From the studio that brought you the Ostrich Hammer and the purple sex-toy bludgeon, Volition unveils its next weapon of crass destruction: Mr. Toots! A miniature magical unicorn so powerful it lays entire cities to waste, Mr. Toots farts joyous rainbows of pure devastation. Never before has hyper-colored flatulence wrought such destruction, and, for the colonists of Mars in Red Faction: Armageddon, inspiration.

With 1 million downloads of the Red Faction: Armageddon demo, available today for the PlayStation 3 computer entertainment system from Sony and the Xbox 360 video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, Volition shall unleash Mr. Toots as a playable weapon in Red Faction: Armageddon. With Mr. Toots at your side, force your enemies to taste the rainbow… the rainbow of pain.

Really, if you have not watched this video, do it!